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renee-twin:

acceptingamerican:


A 50- something year old white woman arrived at her seat on a crowded flight and immediately didn’t want the seat. The seat was next to a black man. Disgusted, the woman immediately summoned the flight attendant and demanded a new seat. The woman said “I cannot sit here next to this black man.” The fight attendant said “Let me see if I can find another seat.” After checking, the flight attendant returned and stated “Ma’am, there are no more seats in economy, but I will check with the captain and see if there is something in first class.” About 10 minutes went by and the flight attendant returned and stated “The captain has confirmed that there are no more seats in economy, but there is one in first class. It is our company policy to never move a person from economy to first class, but being that it would be some sort of scandal to force a person to sit next to such a disgusting, unpleasant person, the captain has agreed to allow the switch to first class.” Before the woman could say anything, the attendant turned to the black man and said, “Therefore sir, if you would please retrieve your personal items, we would like to move you to the comfort of first class, as the captain would hate for you to have to sit next to such a disgusting person.”
Passengers in the seats nearby began to applause while some gave a standing ovation.

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savyewest megh4n
16-bars damnrightimadeit

kingsxoqueens:

My husband. 😍💦

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kidsarecruel alyakmi

5ft1:

this is one of my favourites 

mykindofweirdxo whybrandon

joshuallan:

Drake / Wu-Tang Forever

Nothing Was The Same (Sept. 24th)

joshuallan megh4n

blind-threats lephreaux

artnhip-hop:

One of my favs

danielpatrick followmeslut
When I write “they” in an essay, and the teacher says, “They? Who’s they?”

sodamnrelatable:

“Bitch, they is whoever I say they is!”

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gold-kushkloudz:

shouts out to you
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quickweaves:

quickweaves:

thechosenjuan:

Why Don’t We Fall in Love - Amerie

My favorite flop💖

This is such a pretty song

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Date someone who gives you the same feeling of when you see your food coming at a restaurant THE REALEST THING I HAVE EVER READ  (via disorder)
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minnieandjackdaniels:

Keep thundering, thundering…

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